A mouse was going with its kids

A mouse was going with its kids.a CAT jumped infront of them. Mouse shouted:" BHOW BHOW"
Cat ran away,

Mouse:"that's the advantage of learning foreign language

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 822 views
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