Ye To Bachpan Se Hi Tez Thha
Pappu LKG Mein Padhta Tha, Ek Baar Lagataar Chaar Din Se School Late Aane Par Madam Ne Kaha.
Madam: “Pappu, Tum Itne Late School Kyun Aate Ho?”
Pappu: “Mam, Aap Na Meri Itni Chinta Mat Kara Kare, Bachhe Galat Samajhte Hai“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 912 views
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sunsaan jagahon par hue haadso
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Apni toh paatshala, masti ki pathshala...
TUTION:
Idhar chala main udhar chala, jaane kahaan main kidhar chalaa...
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SCIENCE:
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Kyu paisa paisa karti hai, paise pe kyu tu marti hai....
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FAIL:
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