Sheikh martey WAQT
Sheikh martey WAQT:
Begum Tum Kahan Ho?
BEGUM: aap k Pass
sheikh:Aur mere BACHEY?
Wo Bhi Ap K Pas hyn
To Phr Sath Wale kamrey ka Pankha Q chal rha hai..
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 586 views
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