Sardar ko sms aya bhejne wala inteligant aur parhne wala bewakoof.

Sardar ne gusse me replay kia k bhejne wala bewakoof hai aur parhne wala inteligant.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 532 views

Ek choha sharab ke glass main

Ek chooha sharab k glass me gir gaya.
Wahan se ek billi guzri to usne billi se kaha k mjhy
yahan se nikalo phir chahy mjhy kha jana.
Billi ne laat mari glass gira diya.
Chooha nikal kr bhaga or bil me ja kr khara ho gya
Billi na kaha jhooty, dhoky baaz tm to keh rahy thy
k mjhy nikalo beshak mjhy phir kha lena…
Chooha Muskuraya
Or Bola
Jaan naraz mat hona
Us waqt main Nashy me tha.;-)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

why you wear the shorts

Boss : why you wear the shorts .

Sana : sir in short salary I can wear these shorts only.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Boss hangs a notice on his office

Boss hangs a notice on his office door, "I am D boss, don't forget"
When he returns from lunch sum1 had written "Ur wife called up she wants her notice board back!:-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan

Medical College ki Larkiyan

Sardar: Agr khjoor k darakht pe char jaon to kia engineering college ki larkian nzer aen gi?

Pathan: Han! Or hath chor de ga tu medical college ki bhi

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Kya Vakiye Hi Vo Ladki Bahri Thhi?

Santa Ne Bade Dukhi Mann Se Apne Khas Yaar Banta Ko Bola.

Santa: “Yaar Vo Meri Padosan Priya Na Bahri Hai”

Banta Hairani Se: “Wo Kaise?”

Santa: “Maine Use I Love You Kaha To Boli, Maine Kal Hi Naye Sandal Kharide Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)