A Typical Pakistani Child
A mother looks dirty finger prints on a newly white paianted main gate and becomes very angry and call upon her child;
mother:ahmad! are these your dirty finger prints over main gate?
ahmad:(says innocently): no mom i always kick to open the gate.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 806 views
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