Husband says; "When I'm gone you'll never find another man like me".

Wife replied; "What makes you think I'd want another man like you!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 858 views

A man got a call from unknown number.

A man got a call from unknown number...

Girl: Hi, r u single?

Man: Yes, but who r u?

Ans: Your wife.
Aaj ghar aana tab bataoogi.

Another call from unknown number...

Girl: R u married?

Man: Yes, but who R u?

Girl: Your girlfriend,
U cheat!!

Man: Sorry baby, I thought it was my wife.

Ans: Wife hi hoon kutte,
aaj tu bas ghar aaja..!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bakre ki zuban

1 SARDAR Or American Siri Paye Kha Rahe Thay.
American K Hath Me Bakray Ki Zaban Agai.
American:
Wats This?
SARDAR:
Lo Dasso
O Khotaiya “This Is Language”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Naukrani ne malkin

Naukrani ne malkin se kaha, memsahab gajab ho gaya, pados ki teen auratein apki saas ko peet rahi hain.

Malkin naukrani ke saath balcony mein aayi aur chupchap tamasha dekhne lagi.

Naukarani ne poocha, aap madad karne nahi jayengi?

Malkin: Nahi uske liye teen hi kaafi hain.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan vs larki

Pathan:tumare pen me ink nai hai kia
girl:andhe hu likh tu raha hai
pathan:chalu apna number likh k dekhao

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Daku Bank Lutne Gye

Daku Bank Lutne Gye
Gun Ghr Me Bhul Gye
Fir B Bank Lut Lia
...
Kese
Bank Manager SANTA Tha, Bola-
Koi Baat Nai I Trust U, Gun Muje Kal Dikha Dena

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)