Husband says; "When I'm gone you'll never find another man like me".

Wife replied; "What makes you think I'd want another man like you!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 727 views

THE BAT PET

Three vampire bats live in a cave surrounded by three castles. One night, the bats bet on who can drink the most blood.

The first bat comes home with blood dripping off his fangs. He says, "See that castle over there? I drank the blood of three people."

The second bat returns with blood around his mouth. He says, "See that castle over there? I drank the blood of five people."

The third bat comes back covered in blood. He says, "See that castle over there?" The other bats nod. "Well," says the third bat, "I didn't."

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

mai tumharey liye

Girl:mai tumharey liye sub kuch chor du gi
Boy: ma baap
Girl:Yes
Boy: khana penna
Girl: Yes
Boy: sari dunya
Girl: Yes
Boy:Star Plus
Girl: apna mou sambhal kar baat karo…!!!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Green,pink,yellow

An english man and a desi man were both going to a interview. They were asked to use the colors green. pink and yellow. The English man goes in and says the grass is green, the sun is yellow and the sunset is pink. The Desi man goes in and says my phone goes green green i pink it up and i say yellow!

by Haris Abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Baap-bete se

Baap-bete se

Agar is baar tum exam me paas nahi hue to tum mujhe papa kabhi mat bolna

Kuchh din ke baad

Baap- beta tumhara result kya aya

Beta- abey babulal tune apne baap hone ka haq kho diya h

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sehat buhat khrab hai

Doctor: tumhari sehat bohat kharab hai,
cigrrete-noshi chor do.
.
.
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Pathan: ye nahi ho sakta kyon k cigarrete to chor
donga.
Magar noshi meri biwi hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)