Teacher ne SHARAB ka nuqsan
Teacher ne SHARAB ka nuqsan batany k liye
1 KEERA SHARAB me dala to wo mar gia
Teachr:Ap Ne Kia Seeka?
studnts: SHRAB penay se Pait k keeray marte hain
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 658 views
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