The Judge asked the woman
The Judge asked the woman in court “Is your appearance before me today solely
down to the warrant that the court sent to your lawyers?"
"Certainly not" she replied " I always dress this way when going to work.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 721 views
Similar Jokes
ek sonar apnay kaam main masroof ta
k ek admi nay os say pucha
" bahi sahab yahan kia forokht hota hay?"
sonar nay ghusay say kaha,"
yahan gadhay(donkey) forokht hotay hain".
to admi nay kaha,"ap akailay rah gaey hian ya aor b koi hay."
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Ik sardar:
Oye Badmashaa meri paien da dubata wapis karde.
Badmash=Chal Oye Chal Tu ki karen ga.
Sardar= piko karani se.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Pati ghar pahuncha to patani ne goshana
ki – maine aaj naukarani ko nikal diya hai.
Pati udas hokar – Are, use ek mauka to
diya hota.
Patni(Pati Se) – Per mai aapko koi mauka
nahi dena chahati.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Question: Why are hurricanes sometimes named after women? Answer: When they come they’re wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.
by inayat khan (few years ago!)
Sadak Ke Bich Mein Accident Hua Pada Thha Aur Bahut Bidh Ikathi Thi
Khan Ji Ko Dekhne Ka Moka Nahi Mil Raha Tha
To Khan Ne Dimag Lagaya Aur Zor Se Chillaya,
Jiska Accident Hua Vo Mera Baap Hai
Dur Hato, Ye Mere Daddy Hai
Bhid Piche Hati, Jagha Bani To
Khan Ne Dekha Ki
Ek Gadha Mara Pada Tha.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Bachcha road pe kutta
lekar ja
raha tha
Police wala(haste huye)
Beta
apne bhai ko lekar kaha
ja rahe
ho
Bachcha-police me
bharti
karwane
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Kisi k shakal dekh k us ka mazak mat uraho
hu sakta hai us ne ap se ziyada larkian phansa rakhi hun
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Santa:-agar kabhi neend na aaye to kya karna chahiye.
Banta:-are neend ka intzaar karne se to achcha hai ki so hijana chahiye.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
4 Pathan train k piche bhag rahe thay,
2 charh gaey
To train men logon ne kaha
WELDONE
Pathan: khaak well done?
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Love is possible after friendship
but
friendship is not possible after love
because
medicines work before death
later nothing can be cured….!!!
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)