doctor pathan
1 Pathan Dr. Kay Ghar Raat 2 Bjaay Phone Aaya.
"Aap So To Nahi Rahy?"
Pathan Dr. Ne Ghussay Main Kaha:
"Kuttay K Bachay!
Sab Pathan Chokidaar Nahi Hoty."
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 970 views
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