English Paper! Sardar ko jumly bnany thy.
English Paper! Sardar ko jumly bnany thy.
1: "WHAT"
Tania ko Ali k saath daikh kar Asim k mathay par
"WHAT" par gaey.
2: "KILL"
Arif ne deewar main "KILL" thoak k tasveer tang
di.
3: "MY"
Hum ne ghar k kaamon k liye aik "MY" rahki hoi
hai.
4: "DIG"
Paon phisal janay ki wajah se Aslam neher main
"DIG" gya.
hahahahahahaha wah sardar G...
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 975 views
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