Hindi teacher asks."Kaal kitne prakaar ke hote hain.

Sardar child,"5 prakaar ke: Local kaal, STD kall, ISD kall, missed kall and satsiriakal.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1009 views

Meri Biwi Aur Premika

Mamu -Oye, maar gayay yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aa rehla hai.

Mamu ka dost -Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Woman`s Ears

A man lost both ears in an accident. No plastic surgeon could offer him a solution. He heard of a very good one in Sweden, and went to him.

The new surgeon examined him, thought a while, and said, "Yes, I can put you right."

After the operation, bandages off, stitches out, he goes to his hotel.

The morning after, in a rage, he calls his surgeon, and yells, "You bastard, you gave me a woman`s ears."

"Well, an ear is an ear, it makes no difference whether it is a man`s or a woman`s."

"You`re wrong, I hear everything, but I don`t understand a thing!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Nurse Doctor

Nurse;doctor,rhe man u have just treated collapsed on the front step, wht should i do?
doctor;turn him around so it looks like he was just arriving

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek ladka fail hua to uske papa ne kaha-

Ek ladka fail hua to uske papa ne kaha-
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dekh-dekh us ladki ko dekh wo
tumhare sath padhti hai,
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1st aayi hai.
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Boy- dekh-dekh kya dekh
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Usiko dekh-dekh ke to fail hua hoon.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Phatan ka Interview

Pathan:
Mobilink compny me job lenay geya
Pehlay hi sawal k jawab par
use mar mar kr bhaga dia geya
Swal tha:
Sab sy mashoor Network kis ka hay?
Pthan:
AL-QaiDa ka

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)