Larki 2 Pathan Boyfriend: Jan mujhay aise propose karo jaise aaj tak kisi ne kisi ko na kya ho.

Pathan: Kamini zaleel I love U, mujhse shadi kr k mujhay tabah karde kambakhat. ;-)

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 533 views

Mazaak

Ek admi ne zindagi se tang aa kar kaha
"Es zindagi se tu Mout achi hai"
.
Ek dam farishta aya owr bola ke "mai tumhy lainy ayah on"
.
Admi bola: Lo ab insaan mazak bhi nai kar sakta

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Sub se ziyada khofzada

Teacher:insan apne ap ko sab se ziyada khofzada kb feel karta hai?

Pappu:jab wo 1 aise wash room me baitha ho jis ki kundi na ho

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Abnormal Daughter

Daughter Says To Her Mother:
- Mommy, They Say I Am Abnormal!
- Who So Says?
- Flies.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Class Ki Group Photo Dekhte Hue

Class Ki Group Photo Dekhte Hue
Teacher Baccho Se Kahne Lagi
Ki
.
.
. Jab tum Log Bade Hoke ye deko
ge to Kahoge,,
.
Ye Raju Hai Jo America Chala
Gaya..
. Ye Chandu Hai Jo London Chala
Gaya..
.
Aur Ye pappu Hai Jo Wahi Ka
WahiReh Gya.. :P
. .
.
Pappu gusse se Bola:”or Ye
Humari Kamini Teachar Hai
Jinka dehant ho gya

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Student

Friends! Mai apna mobile band kar raha hon,
kionke Exam qareeb hai
and I have to work hard
.
Please Contact me after
.
.
.
15 minutes
Tab tak study ka bhoot utar gia hoga

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)