arki 2 Pathan Boyfriend

Larki 2 Pathan Boyfriend: Jan mujhay aise propose karo jaise aaj tak kisi ne kisi ko na kya ho.

Pathan: Kamini zaleel I love U, mujhse shadi kr k mujhay tabah karde kambakhat. ;-)

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 621 views
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