Man saw a snake
Man saw a snake on bed of his Mother-in-law.
Man to snake: Meri saas ko das lay.
Snake: Abay Kya das lay? Main esi say to apna zehar recharge karwata hon.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 556 views
Similar Jokes
'Ab too iss darr say rona he chor diya
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Kaheen humaaray aansoon pay dengue anday he na
chor jae....:'
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Patient: Santa, ye phulo ki mala kis k liye?
Santa: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nhi to tmhare liye
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Aadmi Rozana
CHeeNi Ka Dabba Kholta Or Band Kar Ke Rakh Deta.
Why.?
Q
.
Ke Doctor Ne
Kaha Tha Ke
Rozana Apni
SuGaR Check
Kya Karo...!
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
TEACHER: Ek Aisa Sentense
Batao Jis Mein URDU , HINDI ,
PUNJABI Aur ENGLISH Ka Sahi
Use Hua Ho …
.
…
.
.
.
.
.
.
SANTA : ISHAQ DI GALI VICH
NO ENTRY
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Pathan BLOOD Ke bare mein book parh raha tha
Wife: Aaj yeh book kyu parh rahe ho ji?
Pathan: Mujhe doctor ne kaha hai ke kal mera BLOOD test hai iss liye test ki tayari kar raha hoon.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Height of jhatka :
“A boy after spending great time with GF,
Saw a guy’s photo in her bag
Asked – Is he ur X BF?
GF kissed him said no dear thats me before surgery…;)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A man was asked 2 explain dis saying:
Sorrow is our constant companion, Happines comes & goes.
Man said:
My Wife is always wid me. Her frndz comes & goes ;->
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Larka :me ap ki beti k hath mangne aya hun
larki ka baap :kiun?
Larka:mereg hath us ko message kar kar k thak gae hain
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
A guy walks into a bar with an alligator. It's about 10 feet long. The bartender flips out and says, "Hey buddy, you gotta get that son of a bitch outta here. It's going to bite one of my customers and I'm going to get sued."
The guy says, "No no no, it's a tame alligator. I'll prove it to you."
He picks up the alligator and puts it on the bar. Then he unzips his pants, pulls out his package and sticks it in the alligator's mouth. The alligator just keeps his mouth open. After about 5 minutes, he pulls it out of the alligator's mouth and zips up his pants and says, "See, I told you it was a tame alligator. Anybody else want to try it?"
The drunk down at the end of the bar says, "Yeah, I'd like to try it but I don't think I can hold my mouth open that long!"
by khalid hussain (few years ago!)
If u marry one girl she will fight with you
BUT
if u marry two girlz they will fight for u..
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)