Ladka Ladki dekhne gaya,

Ladka Ladki dekhne gaya,
Thodi der chup baithe ke baad bola= English chalegi na?
Ladki(Sharmate huye)= Soda saath me ho to Desi bhi chalegi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1075 views
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