2 Friends after Giving d Exam
1st: Oye paper konsa tha?

2nd: Maths
1st: Mtlb Tu paper kar k Aaya hai?

2nd: Nhi Yar sath wali Bachi k hath me Calculator Dekha tha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 655 views

ap buhat bahadur hain

Police:Bibi Ap Bht Bahadur Hain,Ap Ne Dakoo Ko
Bohat Mara.
Lady:Mujhy Kya Pata Tha k Wo Bechara Dakoo Hay,
MeiN To Samjhi K Mera Shohar Dair Sy Ghar aya
hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Laila Ne Majnu Ko Kya Kaha?

Kashmir Ki Vadiyon Mein,
Barfilee Hawaon Mein,
Neele Gagan Ke Neeche Jheel Ke Kinare,

Gehri Soch Mein Baithe Majnu Ko Laila Ne Kya Kaha?,
Yahi Ki

Stupid, Hero Matt Ban Sweater Pahan Le … Thand Ho Rahi Hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

U had lunch

Wife: U had lunch?
Husbnd : U had lunch?
Wife : Im asking u.
Husbnd : Im asking u.
Wife: U copying me?
Husbnd: U copying me?
Wife: Lets go shopping..
Husbnd: I had lunch.

by A. Sami (few years ago!)

Log To Hadd Se Jyada Besharam Hai

Ek Baar Saare Fruits Apne-Apne Baare Mein Ek-
Doosre Se Batate Hai.
Angoor: “Log Itne Gande Hote Hai Ke Mujhe Chaba
Lete Hai”
Seb: “Log Itne Gande Hote Hai Ke Mujhe Cheel Kar
Khate Hai”
Kela: “Log Itne Besharam Hote Hai Mujhe Nanga
Kar Ke Khate Hai“

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

no electricity

A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door.

A lady answered the door.

Before she could speak, the enthusiastic salesman barged into the Living Room and opened a big black plastic bag and poured all the cow Droppings onto the carpet.

"Madam, if I could not clean this up with the use of this new powerful Vacuum cleaner, I will EAT all this s**t!" exclaimed the eager salesman.

"Do you need chilli sauce or ketchup with that" asked the lady.

The bewildered salesman asked, "Why, madam?"

"There's no electricity in the house..." said the lady

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)