kitna pyar karate ho?

Grl: I love you
Boy: I love you to
Grl: kitna pyar karate ho?
Boy: Jitna tum karti ho
Grl: kamine Iska matalab tu b time paas kr rha hai

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 899 views
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