Tum apni mummy ko mum
teacher: tum apni mummy ko mum kahte ho,to apni mumy ki badi bahan or chhoti bahan ko kya kahte ho?
boy: MAXIMUM & MINIMUM
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 863 views
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