pathan & airman
1 Pathan Pilot Jahaz Land Karne Per Bohat Khush Hua:
Neeche Staff Ne Usey Hatho Hath Dhar Lia Aur
Airman Uski Wardi Utarne Main Help Karne Laga.
Pathan Fakhar Se: Aaj Maine India K 2 Jahaz,
1 Aabdoz ko Mara Hai.
Airman: Lekin Sir G Aapne 1 Ghalti Kardi
Pathan: Wo kia?
Airman: Bus Aap Ghalti Se India Land Kar Gaye Hain.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 651 views
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