Pathan at Shop: Bhai 1 Rupay ka Easyload Kardo.

Shopkeeper: Itna Load Karwa k Call Karni Hai ya SMS.
Pathan: Karna to Kuch Nahi,

Bus Aise He Paise Urrane Ki Aadat Hai.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 917 views

Tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?

Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?
sardar:3 months.
Wife: or meri shadi ko ?
Sardar: 3 months
Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad?
Sardar:3 month. Wife: total kitne hue?
Sardar: oye 9 months & start dancing Balle Balle;->

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

wrong number

A Husband makes a call to the Hospital to know about his pregnant Wife. But accidentally the call went to a Cricket stadium. He asked ” What is the condition?” He fainted after What he heard…. Guess What the reply was?? It is… 7 are already out… 3 more will be out by Lunch…
and… The First one was a DUCK…

by Rizwan Ajmal (few years ago!)

So Ja Diploma So Ja

Ek Burhiya Bacchay Se:
So Ja Diploma So Ja
Parosan:
Aap Ne Isay Diploma Kyun Kaha?
Burhiya:
Meri Beti College Se Diploma Lenay Gayi Thi, Ye Le Kar Agai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bakri ne anda

Golu, Molu se : aaj meri bakri ne pehla anda diya
hai! Molu : bakri kaise anda de sakti hai? Golu :
arre yaar maine apni murgi ka naam bakri akha hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

500-year-old Statue

Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.

Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)