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Memon Ko Current Laga…
Begum Ne Memon Se Poocha:
Kuch Howa To Nahi..?
Memon Bola:
Mujhe Chorr
Bahir Jaa Kar Deakh
“UNIT” Kitne Gire Hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 827 views
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