Tum Par Beete Gi To

Tum Par Beete Gi To Tum Bhi Jan Jao Ge,
Faraz..
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Koi Nazron Ke SamNe Se Biryani Le Jae To Kitna
Dard Hota Hai..
(".)/ Oye 1 Niwala
<)) To Khila De
_/ à/_ Yaar....

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1250 views
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