Yar Kal Meine Kitni Baar Call Kiya

Sardars Friend:
Yar Kal Meine Kitni Baar Call Kiya,
Uthaya Q Nahi?
Sardar:
Q Uthaun,30 Rs. De Ke Jo Gaana Lagwaya Hai
Woh Kya Tera Baap Sunega

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1007 views
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