Mai Andha Ho Gaya Hon

Ek Larka Doctor se Lagta hai Mai Andha ho Gaya hon.

Doctor Ne uski Aankhon ko Check kia
Aur kha nahi Beta Tumhari Aankhein tu theek hain.

Larka: Tu phir Newspaper Mai Mujhy Apna Roll Num Kyun Nazar Nahi Aa Raha?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 915 views
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Koyla Film aur Koyla Ghotala Mein kya similarity hai ??
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