Mai Andha Ho Gaya Hon
Ek Larka Doctor se Lagta hai Mai Andha ho Gaya hon.
Doctor Ne uski Aankhon ko Check kia
Aur kha nahi Beta Tumhari Aankhein tu theek hain.
Larka: Tu phir Newspaper Mai Mujhy Apna Roll Num Kyun Nazar Nahi Aa Raha?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 631 views
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