Pehla Bhikari-Tum andhe hote
Pehla Bhikari-Tum andhe hote ho tumko jyada bhikh milti
Dusra Bhikari-Andha bankar dekh chuka hu khote sikko se tang aaker langda ban gaya hu.
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