kid..in english class
Me sleep wid dad last nyt..

madam(correcting)-nhi beta, I slept wid dad last nyt..

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kid-mai toh so gya tha,ap mere sone k baad aayi hongi....:p:O:D

hahahahahahahah

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1066 views

Pointing out the rules

On the first day of college, the dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:

"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you $180. Are there any questions?"

"How much for a season pass?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Attitude: Teacher: Write An Essay On

Attitude:

Teacher: Write An Essay On
‘If I Am A Millionaire’
All Students Started Writing Except One Boy

Teacher- Why Don’t You Start Writing?

Boy- I Am Waiting For My Secretary!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Patni Ko Begum KyUn Kehte Hain

Patni Ko Begum KyUn Kehte Hain?
Kyonki shadi Ke Baad Sare Gum To Pati
Ke Hisse Main Aa Jaate Hain,
Aur Patni Begum Ho Jati Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Fakeer:ary baba kuch de do

Fakeer:ary baba kuch de do bht bhoka hn

Sheikh:100 rupey dikhte hoe bola 50 rupey hen tmre pas

Faker khush ho kr G hen

Sheikh:ty salya Pehle o ty kharch karlay

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Girfriend : Agar Tumne mujhe

Girfriend : Agar Tumne mujhe phone nai kiya to mai Roti nai Khaugi

Boyfriend : Sachi Jaan ??
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Girlfriend : Mai Sirf Ice-cream,Burgar Khakar Gujara Kar Lungi :D :D :D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)