kid..in english class
kid..in english class
Me sleep wid dad last nyt..
madam(correcting)-nhi beta, I slept wid dad last nyt..
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kid-mai toh so gya tha,ap mere sone k baad aayi hongi....:p:O:D
hahahahahahahah
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 842 views
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