Current se Bhi Bara Jhatka,

Insaan Ko Tab Lagta Hai,

Jab Usay Pata Chalay,
K Wo

Baghair Package k

"Mobile Data Net"
Use Ker Raha hai...;-p:0

by lescol (few years ago!) / 631 views

Greedy Lawyer

Lawyer: Now that your case is settled, I'd like to explain my fees to you.

You owe me $600 now and $355.85 a month for the next 48 months.

Client: "I've never heard of such a fee schedule! Why, it sounds so much like car payments!"

Lawyer: "Yeah, you're actually right -- mine."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek pathan apni bhabi ko khob mar raha th

Ek pathan apni bhabi ko khob mar raha tha!
Logon ne pucha k tum apni bhabi ko kyun mar rhe ho?

Pathan: Hamara bhabi achi aurat nahi hai.

Logon ne pucha tumhain kaise pata.

Pathan Bola:
O Yara mein jis dost se bi puchta hun k tum kis se phone pe baat ker rahe ho ,Woh yehe kehta hai
TERI BHABI SE !!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

EID MUBARAK"

Sardar ko Gali mai 100 rupey ka note mela
Note ke oper lekha tha "EID MUBARAK"
Sardar ne idhar udhar dekha
owr Note Jaib mai rakthy howe bola
"KHAIR MUBARAK"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Do u know y boys go 2 college???

Do u know y boys go 2 college?????????becoz it says..... C-come , O-on , L-lets , L-love , E-each , G-girl , E-equally.......

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

GOLU har roz maths

GOLU har roz maths teacher ko phone lagata H Tcher ki wife:Kitni bar kaha wo mar gaye h,bar-2 phone Q karte ho

GOLU: sun ke acha lagta h.....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)