45 Saal ka Aadmi
45 saal ka Aadmi, Larki dekhne gaya, Larki ki maa behosh ho gai...
Hosh aaya, wajah puchi to Maa boli:
25 saal pehle ye mujhe bhi dekhne aaya tha.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 883 views
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