Bacha park mai betha
Bacha park mai betha ek ke baad ek toffee kha raha tha.
Paas betha 1 aadmi bola: Jo zada metha khata hai wo jaldi mar jata hai.
Bacha: Aap ko maloom hai mere dada ki umar 100 saal hai.
Admi: Wo metha kam khate hon ge?
Bacha: Nahi, wo apne kaam se kaam rakhte hain.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1090 views
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