An Elephant Meets An Ant
An Elephant Meets An Ant.
Elephant:
Tumhari Umer Kitni Hai?
Ant:
25 Saal.
Elephant:
25 Saal Aur Itni Choti?
Ant:
I Use LUX.
Meri Beauty Se Meri Age Ka Patta He Nahin Chalta.
Ant:
Your Age?
Elephant:
5 Saal.
Ant:
5 Saal Aur Itney Baray?
Elephant:
NIDO Jo Peeta Hon :-)
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 1044 views
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