An Elephant Meets An Ant

An Elephant Meets An Ant.

Elephant:
Tumhari Umer Kitni Hai?

Ant:
25 Saal.

Elephant:
25 Saal Aur Itni Choti?

Ant:
I Use LUX.
Meri Beauty Se Meri Age Ka Patta He Nahin Chalta.

Ant:
Your Age?

Elephant:
5 Saal.

Ant:
5 Saal Aur Itney Baray?

Elephant:
NIDO Jo Peeta Hon :-)

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 917 views
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