An Elephant Meets An Ant.

Elephant:
Tumhari Umer Kitni Hai?

Ant:
25 Saal.

Elephant:
25 Saal Aur Itni Choti?

Ant:
I Use LUX.
Meri Beauty Se Meri Age Ka Patta He Nahin Chalta.

Ant:
Your Age?

Elephant:
5 Saal.

Ant:
5 Saal Aur Itney Baray?

Elephant:
NIDO Jo Peeta Hon :-)

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 475 views

College Writing

A visitor to a certain college paused to admire the new Hemingway Hall that had been built on campus.

"It's a pleasure to see a building named for Ernest Hemingway," he said.

"Actually," said his guide, "it's named for Joshua Hemingway. No relation."

The visitor was astonished. "Was Joshua Hemingway a writer, also?"

"Yes, indeed," said his guide. "He wrote a check."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

walking down the road

A blonde girl and her boyfriend were walking down the road when her boyfriend spotted a dead bird. He said:

"Aww, look at that dead bird," the blonde girl looks up and says: "Where?"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

first friend: yar aaj main nay PC hote

first friend: yar aaj main nay PC hotel main sirf 50 ropay main khana khaiya

2nd friend: naheen yaar woh kaisay?

ist friend: yaar bill to 2000 bana tha unhoan nay police ko bulwa liya aur main nay 50 ropay day ka jan churwai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

yehi koi 12 kilo

Gahak: (doodh waly sy)
Tumhari gaay kita doodh deti he
Doodh wala: 5 kilo

Gahak: is main say kitna bech letey ho? Doodh wala: yehi koi 12 kilo

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Two Sardars

1st sardar: oye agar neend na aaye to kya kia jaaye?

2nd Sardar: Neend ka intizar karne se achha hai ki banda soo hi jaye

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)