Budget 2015

Budget 2015

Chawal 1 Rupay k 2 Danay,

Daal 50 Paise ki 4 Danay,

Oil 10 Rupay k 2 Drops,

Doodh 2 Rupay ka 1 Qatra.

Zaroori Note:Jo bhi ye sab cheezen ek sath khareedega,usay Asli Desi Ghee ki Khushbu Muft sunghai jayegi.
Aur

Petrol Free dekhaya jaye ga

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