Memon Funny

Frnd 2 Memon:
Jb Grmi Prti H To Ap Kya Krte Ho
Memon: Hm Sb A.C K Samne Bet Jate Hain
Frnd: Jab Us Se Bhi Ziyda Garmi Parti Hai To
Memon: Phr Hm A.C On Krlte Hai.

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