Frnd 2 Memon:
Jb Grmi Prti H To Ap Kya Krte Ho
Memon: Hm Sb A.C K Samne Bet Jate Hain
Frnd: Jab Us Se Bhi Ziyda Garmi Parti Hai To
Memon: Phr Hm A.C On Krlte Hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 912 views

Chhota Sardar

Chhota Sardar: Mummy kal raat ko, phir maine bathroom ka darvaja khola toh light apne aap jal gaye.

Mummy: kaminey aaj phir tune fridge mein susu ki!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Student

Why student fail "CA Exam"?
Because
Question: 1 Over mai kitni Balls phainki jati hain
Student: Six
.
Examiner: You are Fail, Because ek over mai 1 hi ball 6 bar phainki jati hai

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Sweep The Floor

Your first job will be to sweep the floor.

But I'm a college student the young man replied.

In that case give me the broom - I'll show you how.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Keyboard Alphabets Were Not In Order

Sardar G Joined New Job
1st Day He Spent 11 Hrs On Computer

Boss Was Hapy N Askd:
Wat He Did?

Sardar G:
Keyboard Alphabets Were Not In Order I Aranged Dem

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A child to his father

A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family.

by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!)