Teacher: What will you do once you are old enough?

Student: Marriage

Teacher: I mean, what you want to be?
Student: Bridegroom

Teacher: I wanted to know what do you want to get?
Student: Bride

Teacher: Idiot, what do you want to do for your parents?
Student: Get a daughter-in-law

Teacher: Stupid, what do your parents want from you?
Student: Grandson

Teacher: Dumaass, what is your goal in life?
Student: We two, our two!!

by Hina Ali (few years ago!) / 967 views

Main Raat ko Aaunga

Santa: Yaar Maine Apni Girlfriend ko SMS Kiya K Main Raat ko Aaunga.

Aur Main Raat Ko Gaya To,
Wo Kisi Aur k Sath Thi.

Banta: Tu Dil Chhota Mat Kar Yaar!

Ho Sakta Hai K Msg He Na Mila Ho.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan is greater than Newton

Pathan is greater than Newton

Newton : When we throw a ball in the air, why does it come down?? . . . . . .

Pathan : there is nobody in the air to catch it.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Me 20 saal ka ho gaya

Me 20 saal ka ho gaya,
par aaj tak mujhse koi ladki nai pati.
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Ye hai aam jindagi.:-|
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Me 20 saal ka ho gaya,
par aaj tak koi ladki mujhe nahi pata saki:-P
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Ye hai mentos jindagi:-P
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Mentos khao dimag ki batti jalao

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Motorcycle double stand

Jin larko se motorcycle double stand per nai lagti

Wo be larki se keh rahe hote hai

Fikar mat kero mein ho na

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

teacher: ksne chand pr pehla kadaM rkha tha.?

teacher: ksne chand pr pehla kadaM rkha tha.?
stUdent: Neil arMstrong, teachr: gUd, or doosra.?
StUdent: dosra v oney e rkhya c, o kera langra c...;)

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)