Teacher: What will you do once you are old enough?

Student: Marriage

Teacher: I mean, what you want to be?
Student: Bridegroom

Teacher: I wanted to know what do you want to get?
Student: Bride

Teacher: Idiot, what do you want to do for your parents?
Student: Get a daughter-in-law

Teacher: Stupid, what do your parents want from you?
Student: Grandson

Teacher: Dumaass, what is your goal in life?
Student: We two, our two!!

by Hina Ali (few years ago!) / 1072 views

Zindagi mai kamiyab

Zindagi mai kamiyab hony k do asool:

1- Kabhi kisi ko puri baat na batao.

2- ……!!!!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

ek pathan ki chapal

Ek Pathan ki Chappal kisi ne Chura li,

Woh Seedha Qabristan Pohancha Aur Wahan Baith kar Kehne laga:


Chor ko Kaha Dhonda Jaye 1 na 1 Din to Yahan Aayega na.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Christmas Gift!

After being away on business for a week before Christmas, Tom thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.

"How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk.

She showed him a bottle costing $50.

"That's a bit much," said Tom, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.

"That's still quite a bit," Tom groused.

Growing disgusted, the clerk brought out a tiny $15 bottle.

Tom grew agitated, "What I mean," he said, "is I'd like to see something real cheap."

So the clerk handed him a mirror.

by WAQAR (few years ago!)

Yaar Main Bilkul Apni Maa Par Gaya Hoon

Santa : Yaar Tu Itna Bada Ho Gaya
Aur Phir Bhi Abhi Tak Tere Ko
Dadhi-Mooch Nahi Aayi?

Banta : Yaar Main Bilkul Apni Maa Par Gaya Hoon

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

LADKIYA 2 Type Ki Hoti Hai

LADKIYA 2 Type Ki Hoti Hai
1st- BORING
2nd- INTERSTING
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BORING- jo DHOOP mein bhi UMBRELLA le kar ghumti hain.
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INTERESTING- Jo baarish mein bhi, Jaan- bujh kar, UMBRELLA ghar bhool jati hain.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)