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bivi: aj meri salgirah hai. mujhe ap kya tohfa dey gay.
shohar: wo samny siyah Car dekh rahi ho?
bivi: (herat aur Khushi se). Aap mujhy wo Car le ker de gay?
shohar: nahi, mein tmhein us rang ki poni le ker don ga.
by nadeem (few years ago!) / 863 views
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Girl to Boy: Apne Baal to dekho jaise Ghass Ugi
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Boy 2 girl: Isliye itni der se soch raha hu ke mere
saamne Bhais kyun khadi h.
by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)
Ek baar ek ladka rastey mein chalte chalte ek gadhe ke samne gir gaya.
Tabhi ek ladki ne use chhedte hue kaha, "Apne bade bhai ka aashirwaad le rahe ho kya?"
Ladke ne palat kar jawab diya, "Sahi farmaya bhabhi ji."
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Banta: tell me five FERROUCIOUS
animals that you can think of……
Santa: 3 lions and 2 tigers.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Aik Book Writer ne apni Begum se poocha:
Tumhain meri Books main se konsi Book pasand hai?
BV sharma k boli Cheque Book G.;)
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Teacher : me jis janwar ka naam lu,
tum sab uski awaaz nikalna....
Teacher :- Dog?
Student :-Bow Bow!
Tcher :- Cat?
Student :- Meow
Tcher- : Lion?
Student :- Aah Aah Aah Aaah..
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Tcher: kamino mene " LION " kaha h,
Not 'Leone'..! :D
Student : ooo teri :-P
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Saas : Bahu aaj se mujhe apni Maa aur saurji ko BAAP samjho
Todhi der baad door bell bajati hai uss ka sohar aata hai
Saas: Bahu se kon hai?
Bahu: Maa BHAI SAHIB aaye hain.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
1 Dehati Aurat Check Cash Kerwany Bank Gai
Clerk :Yahan Sign Karo
Aurat :Kaise?
Clerk :Jaisy Khat K Akhir Mei Likhte Hain
She Wrote:Faqat Tuhadi Kakay Di Maa
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Sardar Ji: Hamne Mobile Marriage Bureau shuru
kiya hai:
Rishtey k liye 1 dabaye,
Mangni k liye 2 dabye,
Shaadi k liye 3 dabye.
A Gujarati Man asks: Dusri shadi k liye kya dabana
hai ji ?
Sardar Ji: Dusri shadi k liye pehle wali ka gala
dabye ..!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
America-Mobile Hamari Khoj Hai. China-Sim Card Hamari Khoj Hai. Japan-Sms Hamari Khoj Hai. Koriya-Blootuth Hamari Khoj Hai. INDIA-MISS CALL HAMARI KHOJ Hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Old man marries a young girl. One
person asks the girl, "What did you
see in him for marriage?"
Girl: firstly his "In-come", secondly his
"Din-kam" (less days).
by Rizwan Ajmal (few years ago!)