men

bivi: aj meri salgirah hai. mujhe ap kya tohfa dey gay.
shohar: wo samny siyah Car dekh rahi ho?
bivi: (herat aur Khushi se). Aap mujhy wo Car le ker de gay?
shohar: nahi, mein tmhein us rang ki poni le ker don ga.

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