Life ko kaun zyada achga bana sakte hai GirlFriend or wife? ? ? ? ? ?

Dono hi! Bas kisi dusre ki hone chiaye.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 825 views

Mera Dushman

Pathan: Wo jo table pe aadmi baitha hai us se hamara dushmani hai.

Dost: Table pe to 4 aadmi hain.

Khan: Wo jiski muchhein hain.

Dost: Muchhein to sub ki hain.

Khan: Wo jis k safed kapre hain.

Dost: Wo to sub ke safed hain

Khan ne gusse mein pistol nikala aur 3 aadmion ko maar kar bola.
Wo jo reh gaya hai usko hum nahi chhorega.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sharmati hai

Sardar apni bemaar murgi bechne bazar le gaya
Admi is ka sar necha kiun hai?

Sardar;ye dehati hai shaher me aa k sharma rahi hai

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

PANI Nahi Hoga To Insan Tairega Kaise?

Interviewer: To Bataiye PANI Ke Bina Insan Kaise Marega?

Santa:
PANI Nahi Hoga To Insan Tairega Kaise? Aur Tairega Nahi To Doob Jayega

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan Ki Udaasi

Pathan Ro Rha Tha. Admi:Kya Huwa?

Pathan: Yara Hum Udas He
Jis Sy Pyar Krta He Uska Chummi B Nai Le Skta

Admi:Kyun?

Pathan:Yara Uska Shave Bohat Chubhta He…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

GM Like Computer Industry

At a recent COMDEX, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated that:

"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got1,000 miles to the gallon."

General Motors has issued a press release stating:

1. For no reason whatsoever your car would crash twice a day.

2. Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you would have to buy a new car.

3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason, and you
would just accept this, restart and drive on.

4. Occasionally, executing a manoeuvre such as a left turn, would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.

5. Only one person at a time could use the car, unless you bought "Car XP" or "Car 2000". But then you would have to buy more seats.

6. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive, but would only work on 5% of the roads.

7. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning light would be replaced by a single "general car default" warning light.

8. New seats would force everyone to have the same size butt.

9. The airbag system would say "Are you sure?" before going off.

10. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key, and grab hold of the radio antenna.

11. GM would require all car buyers to also purchase a deluxe set of Rand McNally road maps (now a GM subsidiary), even though they neither need them nor want them. Attempting to delete this option would immediately cause the car's performance to diminish by 50% or more. Moreover, GM would become a target for investigation by the justice dept.

12. Every time GM introduced a new model, car buyers would have to learn to
drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.

13. You would press the "start " button to shut off the engine.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)