Pathan

Pathan Ko Aik Bandar Mila. Wo Usay Police Station Le Gaya.

Inspector: Isay Zoo Le Jao

Aglay Roz Inspector Ne Pathan Ko Bandar K Saath Bus Stop Pe Dekha

Inspector: Isay Zoo NahiN Le Kar Gaye?

Pathan: Kal Main Isay Zoo Le Gaya Tha, BaRa Maza Aaya. Aaj Hum DonoN Film Dekhnay Ja Rahay HaiN

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 657 views
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