Pathan Ko Aik Bandar Mila. Wo Usay Police Station Le Gaya.

Inspector: Isay Zoo Le Jao

Aglay Roz Inspector Ne Pathan Ko Bandar K Saath Bus Stop Pe Dekha

Inspector: Isay Zoo NahiN Le Kar Gaye?

Pathan: Kal Main Isay Zoo Le Gaya Tha, BaRa Maza Aaya. Aaj Hum DonoN Film Dekhnay Ja Rahay HaiN

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 749 views

In a Hospital a Doctor Was

In a Hospital a Doctor Was Dismissed For Reading a Book..
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Guess the Name Of That Book?
How To Become a Doctor
In 30 Days!';

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa Banta Se Tum Ne Mujhe Subha Se

Santa Banta Se Tum Ne Mujhe Subha Se 2oo Miss CA|Lz Di Ha Kyon ?

Banta Wo Is Lye MA Tujhe BohatMiss Kr Raha Tha ...=P;->

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Lrki sharmatay huay boli

Teacher,
Ye batao, jo log ghalat kam karte hy, wo kahan jate hein?
Lrki sharmatay huay boli-
Sir,Shehri log HOTEL me,
Aur gaon k log GANNE K KHET mein……

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

tum hathory se darwazy ka

Baap: beta, tum hathory se darwazy ka cement kiun ukhar rehe ho?

beta: abu pehle tu ap mana nahin karte thy?,

baap: pehle hum karay k makan main rehte thy , abb yeh makan hum ne khareed leya hai

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

A Punjabi couple

A Punjabi couple went 2 England.They went 2 a hotel.
Punjabi 2 waiter: Sir, Most respectfuly I beg 2 say that I’m ill & cannot come 2 school, therefore kindly grant me Tea for 2day.Waitr brings tea.Wife :Wah g wah. Tawanu ty far far English Aandi ay.
Husband:Hally ty ma Pani wasty Thirsty Crow nai sunayi

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)