Bivi ne pati ke gale main bahein

Bivi ne pati ke gale main bahein dalker kaha- Kaisi lag rahi hun main?
pati- bulkul vaisi jaise bhagwan shanker ke gale me nagin latkati ho....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1007 views
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