If You Pass Exam I'll gift you 1 Cycle
Father: If u pass in exams, I'll gift you 1 cycle son: If i fail?
Father: I'll gift 100 cycles
son: Why?
Father: Phir mera puttar dukan khole ga cyclan di.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 807 views
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