1 pathan apne Betay k 6 mah bad

1 pathan apne Betay k 6 mah bad birthday mna rha tha.

Sardar ne pucha khan sahib:

Log to sal bad birthday mnaty hen.
Pathan bola:
Hmare han smester systm chlta hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 624 views
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