why did the chicken cross road

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the
other side.
Why did she go to the other side? To go to the
bar.
Why did she go to the bar? To go to the toilet.
Why did she go to the toilet? Because that's
where all the cocks hang out.

by khalid hussain (few years ago!) / 1169 views
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