Chinti Aur Hathi Ka Pyar
Chinti Auto Mein Beithi Or Ek Pair Bahar Rakha.
Autowala Bada Hairan Hua Aur Usne Akhir Chinti Se Puch Hi Liya
Driver: “Mam, Pair Andar Rakho”
Chinti: “Nahi, Raste Mein Hathi Aayega To Salo Ko Laat Marni Hai, Kal Saala Aankh Maar Ke Gya Tha
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 627 views
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