Pehle Le Aty To Hum Isy Bacha Lete

Dr. To Patient's Frnd: Agr 1 Ghanta Pehle Le Aty To Hum Isy Bacha Lete.

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Aadha Ghanta Pehle To Iska Accident Hua Hai 1 Ghanta Pehle Kese Le Ata?:-P

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