GOLU-Jab B m tumhre ghr khana khata hu
Tumhara kutta mere khane ko ghoor kar dekhta h KYO?
MOLU-kyuki kutta apni Plate phchanta h mere dost.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 735 views

Itne kum marks..??

Baap:
Itne kum marks..??
2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!!

Beta: Han papa!
mein nay to us kameenay mastar
ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay…!!

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Tala ka maamla

Ek sharabi ne bahut zyada sharab pee le. Jab woh ghar aaya to uss ne jeb se chabi nikali aur tala ko kholney laga.

Haath kaapne ke wajha se chabi kabhi idhar hat jati kabhi udhar hat jati, ek admi pass se guzra toh sharabi ne usey bataya ki tala nahi khul rahi hai.



Uss shaks ne sharabi ke pass ja kar kaha, “lao chabi tala main khol deta hoon”

Aur phir sharabee ne kaha, “Tala toh main hi kholonga bas tum makan ko pakar ke rakhna”

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Sardar goes into ladies

Sardar goes into ladies toilet, all ladies suddenly stand up.

Sardar: izzat dil mai ho bus yahi kafi hota hai,
Beth jao,Beth jao.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bhikari Ka Girl Friend Ko Phone

Beggar: 20 rupaiya dedo sahab. girlfriend ko phone
karna hai.
Sahab ki girlfriend: dekho,
bhikari bhi apni girlfriend ko kitna pyar karta hai.
Beggar: nahi memsaab, use pyar karne ke baad hee
main bhikari ban gaya hoon.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sab log kyu bhaag rahe hai?

Santa: sab log kyu bhaag rahe hai?

Banta: yeh race hai. jo jeetega use prize milega

Santa: agar sirf jeetnewaale ko prize milega to itne log kyu bhaaga rahe hai?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)