Burai Ka Badla Wafa Se
Pakeeza Jazba:
Jab Tum Kisi Ko Nazar Andaz Karo, Aur Woh Tumhain Iska Badla Wafa Se De.
To Jaan Lo, K
Sharafat Dikha Raha Hai,
Zaroor Koi Matlab Hoga Kameenay Ka. :-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 805 views
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