Teacher: active pasive me diff btao

Studnt: active> tere mast mast 2 ne’en mere dil ka le gai chain

Passve> mere dil ka le gai chain tere mast mast 2 ne’en.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 765 views

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Free Christmas Tree!

My son asked me if we could have a tree this Christmas. I told him I didn't want to pay for a tree and that's that.

He wouldn't stop asking though, every five minutes he wanted to know why we couldn't have a tree. In the end I grabbed my axe and stormed out of the house. Ten minuted later I returned with an eight foot Christmas tree.

"Wow," said my son. "You cut that down quick."

"Son," I replied, "I didn't cut it down, I got it from the local shop."

He looked puzzled and said, "Why did you take the axe then?"

"I told you, I didn't want to pay for a Christmas tree."

by WAQAR (few years ago!)

Santa: Yaar Ye Autometacily Kya

Santa: Yaar Ye Autometacily Kya Hota Hai

Banta: Simple Yaar, Jab Koi Ganji Aurat Auto Me Baith K Jaye to Use bolte hai "Auto-Me-Takli"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

kya baat

Chote log
"PAISE"
Ki bat krte hen


Bare log
"TIME"
Ki bat krte hen



Khobsurat log
"BAAT"
Hi nahi krte

,

,

Wo sirf
"SMS"
Krte hen

Meri Tarah..;-)

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Suicide bomber

Suicide bomber Zoo me ghus gya or awaz lagai k tum sab k paas ek minute hai

yahan se nikalne k leye

Kachwa: wah kameeny seedha keh na k me hi target hun

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)