wife:mujhe kahi mehangi jagah le kar chalo

husband:chalo petrol pump chalte hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 669 views

A nerd

A nerd was walking on campus one day when his
friend, another nerd, rode up on an incredible shiny
new bicycle.
The first nerd was stunned and asked, "Where did
you get such a nice bike?"
The second nerd replied, "Well, yesterday I was
walking along minding my own business when a
beautiful woman rode up to me on this bike. She
threw the bike to the ground, took off all her
clothes and said, "Take what you want!'"
The second nerd nodded approvingly, "Good choice,
the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

PANJABI” told his Friend

“PANJABI” told his Friend:

“Yaar, ik Kurri mainu huss k wekhdi aey.”

Friend:

“Confirm kar le!! Huss k wekhdi aey… Ya wekh k hussdi aey.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pehla Pehla Pyar Hai,

1980's Girls: Pehla Pehla Pyar Hai, Aankhon main Bahar Hai Aaja mere Sajna Tera Intezar hai. 2011's Girl: Phela Pehla Pyar Hai Aankhon main Bahar Hai Aaja mere Sajna Warna Dosra Tayyar Hai. :-

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Raton ko uth ker

Raton ko uth ker
khayalon se ho ker
yadon me kho ker

Tumhe kya khabar hy
Me apne KHUDA se kiya mangti hon,

Viraano me ja kerDAMAN pehla ker
ANSON baha ker

Tumhe kiya khabar hai Me apne KHUDA se kiya mangti hon

tum to kaho ge kisi dil bur ki

Kisi DIL NASSHIN ki wafa mangti hon ,

Ye be galat hai
wo b ghlt hai

Me apne KHUDA se sirf BIJLI ane ke dua mangti hon :(

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Pyar Kya hai

Pyar Kya hai.. ??

P: Phone Karo =Paise ki barbadi

Y: Yaad Karo= Dimag ko tension

A: Azadi Kho Do = Kahin Aur mat dekho

R: Rona Dhona Saho = Kabhi mat hanso..

Toh tension mat lo yaar,

Mat karo Pyar vyaar.. :D

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)