Aik doctor mareez kay peeche bhaag reha thaa
Aik doctor mareez kay peeche bhaag reha thaa. Logo ne wajah poache to doctor kehta mareez damagh ka operation kerwane aata hai aur baal katwa kay bhaag jata hai.
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