Customer: Do you have cockroaches?
Customer: Do you have cockroaches?
Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman.
Customer: I would like 20,000 of them.
Clerk: What would you want with 20,000 cockroaches?
Customer: Im moving tomorrow and my lease says I must leave my apartment in the condition in which I found it.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 738 views
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