Customer: Do you have cockroaches?

Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman.

Customer: I would like 20,000 of them.

Clerk: What would you want with 20,000 cockroaches?

Customer: Im moving tomorrow and my lease says I must leave my apartment in the condition in which I found it.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 780 views

Police

When I Saw You Driving Down The Road, I

When I Saw You Driving Down The Road, I Guessed 55 At Least. "Youre Wrong, Officer, Its Only My Hat That Makes Me Look That Old.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

1 Pathan Cinema mai Film dekh raha tha.

1 Pathan Cinema mai Film dekh raha tha.
.
Film mai 1 Shair dowarty howe araha tha.
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Pathan ne dekha tu dar gia, owr apni chadir kandhy pa dal kar bhaagny laga
Logo ne kaha: Khan Sahib mat daro, yai tu film hai
.
Pathan: Wo tu mujh ko bhi pata hai ke yai film hai, lekin wo tu janwar hai, usko kia pata

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Shiekh sb Ap Apni Beti Ki

Boy: Shiekh sb Ap Apni Beti Ki Shadi Mjh Sy Kr Do Main Apko Uske Wazn k Brabr Sona Dunga
Sheikh: Mjhy Wqt Do
Boy: Sochny k Liye

Shekh: Nhi Beti Ka Wzn Brhane k Lye?

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Memon Sheikh Mehman Se

Memon Sheikh Mehman Se:
Aur Sunao! Thanda Piyo Gy Ya Garam?

Mehman: Thanda Or Garam Dono!

Sheikh:Begum Aik Glass Freezar Se Or Aik Glass Geezar Se Pani Le Ao!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

At The Public Pool

The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the pool.

"Everyone knows," the mother lectured him, "that from time to time, young children will urinate in a pool."

"Oh really?" said the lifeguard, "from the diving board!?!?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)