Train me yaar raat bhar

Santa:-Train me yaar raat bhar neend nhi aayi upar ki seat mili thi.
Banta:-To seat xchange kar leta.

Santa:-Kisse karta niche ki seat pe koi tha hi nhi!:

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 635 views
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