DENTIST KE BETI
Dentisit ke beti:
Aaj bhe tum ne dady se hmari shadi ki baat na ki?
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Boy: Bas aj b mera hosla nhi hua khamoshi Se ek ur daant niklwa k aa gya.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 985 views
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