Ants were bathing & an elephant jumpd into pool!

Ants got flushed out of water. One ant climbed on the back of elephant.

All other ants cried out,

"duba duba k maar salay ko"

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!) / 678 views

Girl Campus Main

Girl Campus Main Funny Jokes Biology k Sir: Boys can u tell me exactly where is ur heart? All boys shouted loudly : In “GIRLZ CAMPUS” Sir smiled & said: Mera v ..:)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Kurri jawan ho gai

Sardarni:

Kurri jawan hi gai A,

koi changa jeya munda
wekho 26 saal da howay.

“SARDAR”

Jay 26 saal da na milay
te

13,13 de 2 le aawan

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

Sardar made a call to the airport

Sardar made a call to the airport.
Asked,”How long is the journey from Punjab to America?”
Receiptionist: “One second sir….”.
Sardar: Ok, thank you..!!!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

women

"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!" "I know all that." "Then why did you invite a friend for supper?" "Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."

by inayat khan (few years ago!)

molvi

1 Molvi dua mang raha tha
kash shahadt ki moat mil jaye
Pathan:ye nhi ho skta.
Molvi:wo Q?
Pathan:Jahad pe to tu ne jana nhi or halwe may ksi ne bomb rkhna nhi.

by itrat batool (few years ago!)